Category: humour
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Puzzled
Rain, rain, go away, come again another day…and bring Tylenol. And four extra sets of hands. And a bag of patience. And a box of pinto grigio. Yes I said box. And a bucket of ice cream. And a bag of something salty — anything, I’m not picky. It’s summer, it’s soggy, and the natives…
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Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mummy, Ma, Mum…
Like a blonde, curly haired broken record, my daughter gets stuck on repeat. Actually, she must repeat in order to learn. Genetic testing has revealed that our child is missing specific genes linked as the cause of mental delays specifically related to memory. Children learn by mimicking and remembering. It takes Avery much longer to…
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My Little Pony, Sexy But Lonely….
I assure you this is a PG-rated post despite the suggestive title. I’ll explain, but first you MUST listen to the My Little Pony Theme Song below. It’ll only take a minute. Actually, the first 5 seconds will suffice. It’s essential for the rest of this story. No really. Now that the song is firmly…
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Worry Wart
I’ve always been a worrier. I mostly focus on the biggies like death, illness, accidents, the environment, loss. I’m really fun to be around sometimes. 😉 When you become a parent worry takes on a new dimension. We are in charge of somebody else. Like truly in charge — of their health and…
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Curse You Homophones!
When my child exclaimed, “Look! Dare’s poo on my paper!” I may have overreacted…