That’s A Funny Way To Eat A Sand-Wedge
My daughter loves our doctor. So do I. She is kind, compassionate and a snappy dresser. Did I mention I was wearing a paper robe? How embarrASSing. My girlie climbed up into the doctor’s arms and I climbed onto the table where I assumed “the position.”
Avery was fascinated by this whole scene. At one point her head was dangerously close to her origins, so to speak. Then she got bored and decided to open the door. Why not give everyone in the hallway a good look at the place from whenst she came?
So there I was helpless abd trapped on the table, impaled and fixed to the spot. Thankfully there was very little traffic in the hall and the doctor kindly rolled her wheelie stool over to shut the door. But yet I am still slightly traumatized.
Mental note: Next time I have a doctor’s appointment and my spouse tells me he’s going golfing, I’m going to ask him to lie down while I probe him with his sand wedge while the neighbours watch through the window.
Oh dear lord! As if the whole procedure isn't traumatising enough. Hubs owes you big time 🙂
Hahahaha….omg…hahahaha..hang on…hahahahahaha…wait I hav…hahahahaha..how did yo..hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..;)
OMG what is it about those F&*king twirly stools? My kids go gaga over that thing! You're a better woman than I am though, because my husband would be cancelling his golf game before I brought any of my crazy crew to the Gyno!
Deb, I know! He totally owes me. He's aware of this.
Dee, hahahahahahahaahahah and also. hahahaha. Plus, heh heh heh.
Kelli! I needed you magic bag of tricks with me that day for sure!
I have wondered, around yearly check-up date, whether to take child with me…shall not after reading your tale 😉
Oddly, I found this great blog entry by searching for the word "rangy" (not meaning gangling or long-limbed; just the way you used it, which is not common).
Great story, thank you! Good luck with the kid when she's rangy: she has promise as an explorer or actor.